Republican Roots

Neal Gabler has an interesting opinion piece in the Los Angeles Times tracing the roots of modern Republican electoral success not back to Goldwater, as the story often goes, but instead to the vicious scapegoating of McCarthy.

In a way, Goldwater was less a fulfillment of McCarthy conservatism than a slight diversion from it. Goldwater was ideological — an economic individualist. He hated government more than he loved winning, and though he was certainly not above using the McCarthy appeal to resentment or accusing his opponents of socialism, he lacked McCarthy’s blood- lust. McCarthy’s real heir was Nixon, who mainstreamed McCarthyism in 1968 by substituting liberals, youth and minorities for communists and intellectuals, and fueling resentments as McCarthy had. In his 1972 reelection, playing relentlessly on those resentments, Nixon effectively disassembled the old Roosevelt coalition, peeling off Catholics, evangelicals and working-class Democrats, and changed American politics far more than Goldwater ever would.

Today, these former liberals are known as Reagan Democrats, but they were Nixon voters before they were Reagan voters, and they were McCarthy supporters before they were either. A good deal of McCarthy’s support came from Catholics and evangelical Protestants who, along with Southerners, would form the basis of the new conservative coalition. Nixon simply mastered what McCarthy had authored. You demonize the opposition and polarize the electorate to win.

Sarah Palin’s tactics in the past election fell right along these same lines, which is why many of us find her so disgusting. Still, I hope she runs in 2012 because I don’t think she has the knowledge necessary to pull off a sustained smear campaign.

Isn’t There A Term For This? Something-Something Complex

You know the generals who opine on your television about the necessity of the next war and massive defense spending? They’re being paid by defense contractors on the side.

As David Barstow reports in the New York Times:

In the spring of 2007 a tiny military contractor with a slender track record went shopping for a precious Beltway commodity.

The company, Defense Solutions, sought the services of a retired general with national stature, someone who could open doors at the highest levels of government and help it win a huge prize: the right to supply Iraq with thousands of armored vehicles.

Access like this does not come cheap, but it was an opportunity potentially worth billions in sales, and Defense Solutions soon found its man. The company signed Barry R. McCaffrey, a retired four-star Army general and military analyst for NBC News, to a consulting contract starting June 15, 2007.

Four days later the general swung into action. He sent a personal note and 15-page briefing packet to David H. Petraeus, the commanding general in Iraq, strongly recommending Defense Solutions and its offer to supply Iraq with 5,000 armored vehicles from Eastern Europe. “No other proposal is quicker, less costly, or more certain to succeed,” he said.

Thus, within days of hiring General McCaffrey, the Defense Solutions sales pitch was in the hands of the American commander with the greatest influence over Iraq’s expanding military.

“That’s what I pay him for,” Timothy D. Ringgold, chief executive of Defense Solutions, said in an interview.

Nobody thinks they can be swayed by a conflict of interest. That’s why rules are in place requiring their disclosure.

How’s Your Civic Literacy?

How well do you know the Bill of Rights? Can you rattle off the separation of powers? Are you pretty sure that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech wasn’t about this one time where he was flying, and then he started falling, and then, right before he hit the ground, he woke up?

Well, prove it by taking the Intercollegiate Studies Institute (ISI) Civics Quiz. The test comprises 33 basic-function-of-government questions ranging from the laughable to the tricky. (Sadly, in a recent ISI survey, the average score among test-takers was just 49 percent.)

I managed to pull in (warning: nerd bragging ahead) a 90.91 percent. In fairness, though, that should have been a 93.94, as I damn well know the three branches of government aren’t “bureaucratic, military, industry.” I just clicked the wrong button!

Cracked.com: The 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever

I resist the retro-radical appeal of 80s nostalgia, but the Cracked.com listing of the 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever is excellent. I once owned the Cobra Buzz Boar, Cobra Night Raven S3P, Sergeant Slaughter Triple ‘T,’ and, I believe, a dollar-store knockoff of the Mini-Tank Armadillo.

I absolutely cherished the Night Raven; it’s still sitting in a closet at my mom’s house, waiting to teach my future children a lesson about the undeniable firepower of detachable planes!

Amazing National Geographic Photos: Crystal Palace

The November 2008 issue of National Geographic has a story, “Crystal Palace,” illustrating a cave full of Fortress-of-Solitude-sized crystals that was found in Mexico. The pictures, taken by Carsten Peter, are amazing. This title image was my favorite. It evokes a fantasy landscape, one where men are reduced to toys next to the scale of the awe-inspiring and unfamiliar.