I resist the retro-radical appeal of 80s nostalgia, but the Cracked.com listing of the 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever is excellent. I once owned the Cobra Buzz Boar, Cobra Night Raven S3P, Sergeant Slaughter Triple ‘T,’ and, I believe, a dollar-store knockoff of the Mini-Tank Armadillo.

I absolutely cherished the Night Raven; it’s still sitting in a closet at my mom’s house, waiting to teach my future children a lesson about the undeniable firepower of detachable planes!