Category Archives: FLYMF Alums

Review: The Exciting Life and Death of the Amazing Henry and Other Stories by Bobby D. Lux

Bobby D. Lux’s short-story collection, The Exciting Life and Death of the Amazing Henry and Other stories, offers an exciting combination of voice and setting. The book’s thirteen stories revolve around the Morelli brothers, Vincenzo and Ernesto, both of whom serve as mob enforcers. The non-cumulative stories walk them through the stranger realms of their service, spending time with the brothers as they intimidate their way through community theater, costumed-dinosaur races and the forced “retirement” of the greatest ape magician in the tri-county area.]

Lux does an excellent job of characterizing the Morelli brothers, balancing talkative Ernesto against gruff Vincenzo as they squabble their way through a lifetime of jobs. Vincenzo is particularly well-crafted—blunt and uncompromising, but also resentful of the distancing he’s imposed upon himself.

The stories are imaginative, balancing fantastic elements—superheroes, reclusive movie stars with futuristic technology—with the understated sentiment of homeless men in gas stations, toughs in bars and paralyzed veterans in isolated diners. The variety of settings keep the stories fresh, even as Ernesto and Vincenzo provide a narrative anchor. Occasionally the tales can spin a little wild—“An Occurrence at Tommy’s” shifts Ernesto from hitman to Wrestlemania star to U.S. President in a matter of pages—but that only reflects the imagination behind them. There are also some hiccups in the copy, but they don’t detract from the strong voice and inventive settings. An exciting read.

Bobby was a longtime FLYMF contributor; he has a number of stories in FLYMF’s Greatest Hits. Bobby’s FLYMF work includes When The Camera Stopped Rolling, Mike Tyson Movie Reviews, O’Neill ‘Scopes’ An Early Career, Monkey Dance, Outrageous ClaimsIn Memorium, Adventures In Time Travel, The Worst Story Ever, Batman Begins By Superman, The Coreys, Tonto’s Shocking Discovery, Vegas Wedding, The Solution To America’s Problems, Superman Returns, The Pirates Of Swenxof, and “Sly” Nostalgia.

Zachary Locklin on the Moe Green Poetry Hour!

FLYMF’s Greatest Hits contributor Zachary Locklin is now appearing on blogtalkradio’s  Moe Green Poetry Hour. He’s doing a reading and talking about his work with poet Joseph Ross and host Rafael F.J. Alvarado. You can tune in now or listen to the stream later.


Zach just plugged FLYMF’s Greatest Hits! Thanks Zach!


His story for FLYMF’s Greatest Hits is I Am A Conservationist, which is very funny. Zach also had a story, “All the Hurt You Have Caused and Will Cause to Others,” published in the July 2008 issue of Magnapoets.

Blago-Bashing

FLYMF alum Stefan Schumacher pulls a nice burn on in-the-process-of-being-disgraced Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich in the Chicago Tribune. (I would like to point out, for posterity, that I identified Blagojevich as a scumbag during his first run in 2002. I even voted Republican, people!)

Quoting Stefan:

Following Elvis’ lyrics closely

Gov. Blagojevich is all shook up. He’s the devil in the disguise. He’s a fool who rushed in. And soon he’ll be doing the jailhouse rock.

–Stefan Schumacher

Des Plaines

Stefan’s work for FLYMF included I Love My Dingy Poppers.

Wayne Gladstone Does “Hate By Numbers” on Cracked.com

FLYMF alum Wayne Gladstone has done a humor-video series for Cracked.com, “Hate By Numbers,” offering funny rants about nonsense-plagued cable news programs. Sadly, the final installment, “HBN Says Goodbye,” appeared today.

While Wayne is taking a break from “Hate By Numbers” to focus on screenplays, you can still keep up with his latest news at his web site, Kafka Lives in Maine. The site includes the complete Hate By Numbers collection, other comedy videos, and links to his publications.

Among the latter is Wayne’s very funny work for FLYMF: New Ideas For Chris Hansen When He’s Done With To Catch A Predator, When George Lucas Gets His Hands On Other Blockbusters, Best Saturday Night Live Skits That Never Aired, and A Love Letter To Giardia Lamblia, The Parasite Formerly Living In My Small Intestine.

J.D. Smith, “The Best Mariachi in the World”

FLYMF contributor J.D. Smith has penned a children’s book, “The Best Mariachi in the World.” The story, illustrated by Dani Jones, is summed up as follows:

Everyone in Gustavo’s family is in a mariachi band . . .

Everyone except Gustavo, that is. They all play violines, trompetas and guitarrones. They all make wonderful music in restaurants and at wedding parties. Gustavo would love to join the band, but he can’t play any of the instruments. What’s a wannabe mariachi to do? Follow Gustavo as he finds his place in the family mariachi band.

On his Amazon blog, J.D. relates that he wrote the book 10 years ago while on his morning commute (luckily for the pedestrians who might otherwise have been mauled, Smith lives in Washington D.C., which has an excellent public transit system). The book is available in English, Spanish, and bilingual versions, making it a perfect gift for young ones interested in some language-bending. Check it out today!

J.D.’s work for FLYMF includes The Great Tuvalu Liquidation Sale and…uh, other titles that aren’t entirely fitting to be associated with a children’s book. But you can visit our contributor’s archive and browse down to find them yourself.