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James Seidler is a writer living in Chicago. The editor for the now-defunct humor publication FLYMF, he has now decided to maintain his web presence and smart remarks through this blog.

Gridlock and Bigotry: The Republican Platform Comes to Illinois

Illinois Republican gubernatorial candidate Bill Brady fleshed out his platform in today’s Chicago Sun-Times (in an article titled, “Ban gay marriages, GOP gov hopeful says“).

Brady is proposing a 10-year limit on Illinois House and Senate members, who face no constraints now, and a two-thirds vote requirement in the General Assembly for passage of sales or income tax increases.

In short, make Illinois ungovernable like California is. They’re even trying to add a governor-recall amendment to the state constitution.

The Texas Textbook Wars

Russell Shorto has a story in the New York Times magazine, “How Christian Were the Founders?,” exploring the attempts of conservative members of the Texas State Board of Education to insert Christian undertones into the textbook curriculum. (Since Texas spends so much on textbooks, their changes are often applied in the rest of the country as well.)

It’s a thorough exploration, full of quotes guaranteed to make any secularist suffer. For instance:

For [lead conservative board member Don] McLeroy, separation of church and state is a myth perpetrated by secular liberals. “There are two basic facts about man,” he said. “He was created in the image of God, and he is fallen. You can’t appreciate the founding of our country without realizing that the founders understood that. For our kids to not know our history, that could kill a society. That’s why to me this is a huge thing.”

Don McLeroy is a fundamentalist dentist–someone with no backing in history or science–and he’s been put in a position to alter textbooks to fit his ideology. It’s incredibly frustrating to recognize the influence held by McLeroy and his peers, but it’s hard to know how to counter it.

TSA Handcuffs Student for Arabic-English Flashcards

As the Progressive reports, prompted by a suit from the ACLU, the Transportation Security Administration detained a college senior for carrying Arabic-English flashcards. Once detained, they peppered him with questions like:

TSA supervisor: “You know who did 9/11?”

George: “Osama bin Laden.”

TSA supervisor: “Do you know what language he spoke?”

George: “Arabic.”

TSA supervisor: “Do you see why these cards are suspicious?”

The kicker?

When George told them he didn’t know why he was being held, one of the agents called him a “fucking idiot.”

It seems he had traveled some throughout the Middle East, which may have triggered him for a watch list. But it’s ridiculous that a set of flash cards is enough to be detained at the airport for several hours – another sign that most of the TSA’s efforts represent security theater instead of actual security.

(Thanks to Boing Boing for pointing this out.)

Review: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Century: 1910

Underwhelming. Acclaimed author Alan Moore continues the “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier” trend of being more interested in navel-gazing than storytelling. The navel-gazing is intriguing, and features excellent art by Kevin O’Neill, who uses an almost-lithographic style that complements the period feel.

But while Moore has some interesting plot points to work with–the stirring of an occult conspiracy and the bloody ascendancy of Captain Nemo’s daughter to her pirate throne–he seems more interested in crafting bon mots for genderbending hero Orlando and dancehall tunes to match the action.

This installment of a larger story doesn’t feel self-contained, as advertised. Moore’s impressive creativity is lessened as he returns to the well of “Jack the Ripper,” with diminishing returns.

Sun-Times Cartoonist: Snow in February Irrefutable Argument Against Global Warming

Chicago Sun-Times Cartoonist Jack Higgins phones this one in.

Despite the fact that the past decade was the warmest on record, global warming is apparently fraudulent because it snowed in Chicago in February. Oh, and if you believe that global warming is occurring, you hate children. Or something.

Luckily, the blog “If Global Warming is Real Then Why Is It Cold” provides a home for this weak attempt and all of its embarrassing cousins.