Chicago Sun-Times Cartoonist Jack Higgins phones this one in.

Despite the fact that the past decade was the warmest on record, global warming is apparently fraudulent because it snowed in Chicago in February. Oh, and if you believe that global warming is occurring, you hate children. Or something.

Luckily, the blog “If Global Warming is Real Then Why Is It Cold” provides a home for this weak attempt and all of its embarrassing cousins.