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About James

James Seidler is a writer living in Chicago. The editor for the now-defunct humor publication FLYMF, he has now decided to maintain his web presence and smart remarks through this blog.

Level the Playing Field

The 2008 crash, of course, birthed a whole generation of new bailout schemes. Banks placed billions in bets with AIG and should have lost their shirts when the firm went under — AIG went under, after all, in large part because of all the huge mortgage bets the banks laid with the firm — but instead got the state to pony up $180 billion or so to rescue the banks from their own bad decisions.

Matt Taibbi has a great Rolling Stone blog post detailing how the Occupy protests aren’t rooted in envy but are rather an understandable reaction to the favoritism lavished upon giant financial firms.

Caregiver

In the September 26 issue of the New Yorker, Peter Hessler has a wonderful profile of Don Colcord, a “druggist” in the tiny town of Nucla, Colorado. Hessler does an excellent job of laying out the contours of a single life and the lifestyle that surrounds it. It’s especially moving on the subject of Don’s brother, Jim, who fled the town for being gay and who eventually, unwittingly, became part of a full-circle coincidence of redemption.

Review: VVVVVV

4:37:05. 5555 flips. 1500 deaths.

That pretty much sums up VVVVVV. This retro platformer uses late-Atari graphics and some handwaving about a spaceship that’s skipped dimensions to fuel hours of exploration.

The basics: As captain of the spaceship, you’re looking to gather your scattered crew by exploring a gradually revealed map. The mechanisms are simple: you flip back and forth between ceiling and floor, resting on platforms before the next round of spikes.

There are lots of spikes. Endless rows of them, with flying obstacles, vanishing platforms, warp stations and rising floors that threaten to crush you. You develop new means of travel as you go; there are thin wires that reverse your momentum and rooms that loop endlessly on themselves.

The game offers inventive variety on a strong central theme. The controls are precise enough that even the countless deaths avoid feeling arbitrary. And the “shiny trinkets” give you ample reason to keep exploring. I collected all of them, even snaking my way through this twisting monstrosity.

It’s a rare game that prompts me to visit every corner, but VVVVVV is a real achievement. If you enjoy platforming at all, I’d recommend it.

The Problem With the Media

Did you hear about the government spent $16 a muffin at a recent breakfast? You probably did, even though it isn’t true. As Sam Stein shared on Huffington Post, that price actually reflected “a full continental breakfast plus tax.” But instead of searching for context or qualifiers, most media outlets just ran the prepackaged “government wastes your cash” staple and called it a day.

Stein sums it up:

There were 223 stories that mentioned either “$16 muffins,” “$16 per muffin,” “sixteen dollar muffin” or “16 dollar muffin,” according to a LexisNexis search. Of those, 178 reported the issue critically or didn’t even mention the Hilton hotel’s response. Thirty-seven stories offered an explanation for the cost of the muffins or attempted to correct the record. Eight simply played off the issue without taking a side (such as figuring out how one would actually make a $16 muffin).

That’s not to say the government doesn’t waste money. But if you want to know why the public thinks the government wastes more than half of what it spends, stories like this are a good place to start.