Banana Snapple Redux

FLYMF contributor Zachary Locklin has a short story, “Fifteen Things About DJ: A Biography,” published in the most recent issue of Poetic Diversity. In less than 1,000 words he gives us a touching snapshot of a personality (although I guess you really did have to be there for the rape joke).

There’s also a banana Snapple reference, which will be familiar to the few of you who remember FLYMF‘s second issue. He’s also wrote A Disgrace to the Gothic Establishment and America, the Suck Fest, or a Modest Tax Proposal for us, both of which showcase his wry, polished style.

Go Ape

One of the most memorable things of any Intro to Anthropology class are bonobos. These chimpanzee cousins, found only in the Democratic Republic of Congo, live in peaceful, female-led groups. They eschew violence and deal with stress that comes their way through casual sex, which often involves the entire group and employs the missionary position and same-sex partners.

In short, they’re sex monkeys. They’re cool. In college, my roommates and I even named our short-lived band after them.

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The Best in Comics

This week is comics week at the Onion A.V. Club, and they’ve had some pretty fun features so far. The series kicked off with Twelve Memorable Comic Strip Deaths, a good read for those who enjoy their newspaper funnies, and it’s continued with interviews with Chris Onstad, Bill Willingham and Joss Whedon.

For those who haven’t read it, Chris Onstad’s Achewood comic strip is one of the funniest comics in production today, and since it’s online, it’s all available for free. It starts with the basic premise of talking animals, but it distinguishes itself with the care and precision that goes into defining each character’s personality. Ray’s gonzo materialism is offset by Roast Beef’s painful introversion, while the innocence of Phillipe is matched by Mr. Bear’s gentleman sophistication and Lyle’s raging benders.

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Going For It on Fourth and Long

Finbar Connors plays professional football, but he isn’t a millionaire, nor is he a star. Instead he’s an aging wide receiver who has caught on as a player-coach with the Centerport Cossacks, a team in the upstart Northeast Football Association, in Larry Gaffney’s comedic novel “One Good Year.” By using football as a springboard to explore male camaraderie and the anxieties that surround it, Gaffney is able to balance crude humor with a nuanced portrayal of the acceptance of maturity.

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Simpsons Did It! Simpsons Did It!

I’ve never really been able to have low expectations for things. Setting myself up for disappointment never mitigates its arrival; instead, it just makes me feel like I should’ve known better than to have wasted my money.

After seeing The Simpsons Movie Sunday night, I can safely say I don’t feel like I wasted my money. The opening Itchy and Scratchy sketch primes the crowd with its excess, and the movie maintains the manic pace through the first act, with gags about church and inter-species sexual confusion, as well as a killer mob scene.

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