Illegal Use of Joe Zopp—It’s a Movie!

WutWutAlma has produced an official trailer for their feature-length film, Illegal Use of Joe Zopp. I was lucky enough to see the movie in a screening a couple weeks ago, and I was really impressed with what they’ve pulled off. The highest compliment I can offer is that it feels like a real film: the visual portrait is crisp and energetic, and a ton of great have contributed tracks for a solid soundtrack. The story follows its own idiosyncratic path, avoiding the easy jokes and taking the humor in some absurd directions. The acting is great too, with Nick Holle, co-creator of FLYMF, doing a hell of a job as the lead. They’re submitting the movie to festivals now, so hopefully some really good news will be in the coming.

For those eager to see other movies Nick has starred in, check out FLYMF’s Last Movie, Monkey Dance, Outrageous Claims and, stretching back to the shaky beginning, FLYMF’s First Movie. (Please note—all are big files and will take a little while to load.) More movies can be found in FLYMF’s multimedia section.

Ride the Lightning

Being tasered isn’t a pleasant experience. Darts are launched into your skin, penetrating the flesh; they’re followed by a 50,000 volt shock, enough to make your muscles contract uncontrollably, causing you to collapse. The result is extremely painful—as one victim told the Associated Press, “It’s the most profound pain I’ve ever felt in my life. It’s complete submission. You can’t move. You can’t even blink.” It can be lethal as well. As Amnesty International reported in their 2007 Annual Report, “More than 70 people died after being shocked with tasers…bringing to more than 230 the number of such deaths since 2001.”

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Nowitzki in the Outback

The Dallas Observer has a fun story on Dirk Nowitzki’s walkabout in Australia after the Mavericks were bounced from the playoffs. My favorite part:

“They hiked the canyons and mountains of Central Australia, and then they flew back to Sydney, where they spent a few days washing clothes.”

We also find out that Dirk and his mentor “went to Northern Australia, where they hiked near waterfalls and bathed in streams, even when signs warned them it was the wet season and crocodile danger was high.”

As someone who studied abroad there, let me caution that ignoring those signs is a very bad idea. They’re there for a reason, and it’s generally to prevent tourists from being munched on.

They Don’t Mean To, But They Do

The latest New Yorker has an article on poet Robert Hass. Reading it, I was struck by this excerpt, which follows a passage reflecting on the embarrassment induced by his alcoholic mother.

When we say “mother” in poems,
we usually mean some woman in her late twenties
or early thirties trying to raise a child.
We use this particular noun
to secure the pathos of the child’s point of view
and to hold her responsible.

The sharpness of his childhood is reversed into an acknowledgment of his mother’s own struggles, one that forgives her. It’s a neat trick.

The poem is called Dragonflies Mating and could be found here in its entirety.

Glitter and Grandeur

“Jackie is just speeding away/thought she was James Dean for a day/then I guess, she had to crash/valium would’ve helped that bash”

Life and art were indistinguishable for Jackie Curtis. The playwright, actor and drag artist was constantly on a stage of his own making, sometimes for two to three days straight thanks to the input of copious amounts of speed. A New York native, Curtis sought the glamour of Andy Warhol’s Factory scene as a high schooler, bringing in plays conceived in amphetamine fits and starring in some of Warhol’s early films—Flesh and Women in Revolt—with fellow drag star Candy Darling. While Warhol’s films and Lou Reed’s tribute in song may be Curtis’ best-known efforts, Craig Highberger’s documentary Superstar in a Housedress reveals the actor’s ultimate impact on the New York avant garde scene as well as gender-bending stars such as David Bowie.

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