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James Seidler is a writer living in Chicago. The editor for the now-defunct humor publication FLYMF, he has now decided to maintain his web presence and smart remarks through this blog.

Game Review: Silly Sausage


Silly Sausage’s name may not recommend it, but the game itself is a great way to waste an hour. It has you contort a stretchy dog through a series of levels, each of which requires you to collect coins and dodge obstacles to access the final exit.

The gameplay is reminiscent of the old Snakes game that used to come bundled with Windows. The difference—beyond a sizable amount of polish—is that your dog can attach to anchor points to launch new investigations. (He also doesn’t die if he bumps into his own tail.)

Silly Sausage is tough enough to challenge but responsive enough to keep you from chucking your keyboard into the monitor. The difficulty slope doesn’t overwhelm you, but it does make beating it feel like a reasonable accomplishment. It’s also free, so there’s no reason not to check it out.

Conscripts of Another Kind

In the June 6 issue of the New Yorker, Sarah Stillman has a heartbreaking article exploring the world of “TCNs.” “Third-country nationals” are the bulk of the workers on American military bases in Iraq and Afghanistan. They’re recruited from poor nations, promised cushy jobs in Dubai and instead find themselves doing support work on American military bases.

The Army doesn’t even have direct oversight of the worker’s living conditions or wages, so both are dismal. Workers lived boxed together in shipping containers. There have been protest riots over the lack of food, and sexual assault is a common threat for female workers. The government seems to acknowledge that oversight is needed, but no one steps up to actually do it.

It’s another tragic byproduct of the desire to pinch pennies while keeping the American military enmeshed in two countries a world away. It’s a frustrating read, one that doesn’t inspire hope that things will change any time soon.