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James Seidler is a writer living in Chicago. The editor for the now-defunct humor publication FLYMF, he has now decided to maintain his web presence and smart remarks through this blog.

Review: Enemy Ace Archives Volume 2

Enemy Ace Archives volume 2 is another excellent installment of the death and angst in the skies of World War I.

“The Enemy Ace Archives: Volume 2” is another top-notch comics take on death in the skies–and angst on the ground–during World War I. Writer Robert Kanigher has a memorable character in his titular “enemy ace,” a noble German pilot named, Hans von Hammer, aka “the Hammer of Hell.” He’s one of the top aces on any airfield, but his skill in the skies only wreathes him in death, both of the men he’s shot down and the green pilots who fail to come back from the missions he leads.

Von Hammer sees his dogfights through a gentlemanly lens, allowing duels to proceed without intervention and letting his foes escape when their guns run out of ammo. At the same ties, he knows the skies are fickle and is sure that it’s only a matter of time before death claims him as well.

Artist Joe Kubert (along with some fill ins) does an excellent job of capturing the planes in flight as well as in their final, flaming moments. The action is clear and exciting, and von Hammer’s anguished facial expressions are captured well without veering into parody.

In many ways, “Enemy Ace” is one heck of a anti-war comic, portraying both the futility of all these deaths and von Hammer’s pretensions about honor in combat. The stories here are ambitious, capturing everything from a wounded escape across enemy lines to an amoral commanding officer who could have come straight from “Paths of Glory.”

To be clear, this is still the Silver Age, so we have enemy pilots dressed as hangmen and skeletons and even, improbably, St. George. But even puppies aren’t safe in this installment, as one famous cover shows, and the creators have much more to share than just the thrills of weird combat.

Fair warning: Don't go into this issue expecting a miracle.
Fair warning: Don’t go into this issue expecting a miracle.

Review: God Knows by Joseph Heller

GodKnows

A repetitive, demanding and thoroughly amazing novel from the creator of “Catch 22.” “God Knows” tells the story of the Biblical King David in his own voice, as the fabled Goliath-slayer remembers his life and its complication on his deathbed. As he nears the end, David can’t help but retrace his life in his mind, returning again and again to certain formative events: the murderous rage of the previous King, Saul, David’s still-steaming lust for wife Bathsheba and the rebellion and death of his son, Absalom.

It’s natural for David’s mind to retrace these formative moments, the ones that brought him to his throne and also delivered such heartbreak. But it can make for slow reading, especially at the beginning of the book, when David’s musings are untethered from the story that brought him to his current royal, debilitated state.

It’s only as the story builds that we move from his decline to his rise: playing the lyre for Saul, slaying Goliath, becoming a hero and then running from the king that sees him as a threat. We move through banditry, rebellion, the pains and pleasures of many wives, and the hard politics of managing a ruling coalition. There’s also his lust for Bathsheba, which leads David to send her husband to his death in battle, a sin that ends the communion he previously had with the Lord.

“Did I kill Uriah to avoid a scandal or because I already had settled in my soul that I wanted his wife?” he wonders. “God knows. For not only is the heart deceitful in all things, it is also desperately wicked. Even mine. This danger in being a king is that after a while you begin to believe you really are one.”

Heller’s David is a fully human creation, both sharp and sentimental, despairing and proud, always ready with a joke or a bit of vulgarity. See him reflect on his showdown with Goliath, “I knew I was good. I knew I was brash. I knew I was brave. And with Goliath that day, I knew that if I could get within twenty-five paces of the big son of a bitch, I could sling a stone the size of a pig’s knuckle down his throat with enough velocity to penetrate the back of his neck and kill him, and I also knew something else: I knew if I was wrong about that, I could turn and run like a motherfucker and dodge my way back up the hill to safety without much risk from anyone chasing me in all that armor.”

The action is centered in the Middle East in Biblical times, but David’s voice speaks outside the frame, referring to his statue by Michelangelo (he’s not a fan), telegraphs, the Babylonians and all the uneasy history to follow. He’s savvy and smart, a contrast to his son Solomon, who’s humorously portrayed here as an oaf who poaches all his best lines from David.

The title itself is a clever one. On one hand, it sums up the uncertainty of human lives–who knows why God does anything? But on the other, it outlines David’s real gripes with the Lord: the king refuses to speak to him anymore, put off forever by the death of his infant son with Bathsheba, who was killed by God as punishment for the adultery and murder that forged their relationship.

Heller does an amazing job veering from Mel Brooks-level humor to palpable pain and pathos, often on the same page. David is tired of living, but he’s not tired of reliving his life in his own head, wondering about the events that shaped him and planning revenge for the slights he’s endured. Tonally, the book reminded me of John Barth’s “The Sot-Weed Factor,” another irreverent take on a historic subject. “God Knows” has a world-class author committing himself to a singular voice all the way through a moving ending. It takes a while to grab you, but after a certain point it’s a pleasure just to follow along.

Review: Dog Duty by Bobby D. Lux

Dog Duty is a fun, but serious, dog noir romp by Bobby D. Lux.

An injury on the job ends up forcing a cop into retirement, but he finds it tough to adjust to the quiet life. Obsessed with his last case, he finds himself returning to his old patrol, brushing aside new friends for a chance at closure—and maybe revenge.

“I’ve been shot at,” he tells us near the start. “I’ve sniffed out bombs, drug paraphernalia, and crime scenes. I’ve chased killers and gang members in the rain. I’ve been punched and had my fur ripped out.”

As the last line hints, the noir core of “Dog Duty” is enhanced by the fact that its central figure is, well, a dog. Fritz is an alpha cop in the Grand City Police Department, but a run-in with a monstrous Rottweiler has left him with one lame leg and a hasty retirement party.

His old partner, Officer Hart, brings him back home to the suburbs, but Fritz can’t settle in so easily. Instead, he recruits his new backyard-mates—streetwise Ernie, a former stray, and dopey young Nipper—to trot down these mean streets in search of the dog who maimed him.

Written by Bobby D. Lux, the book offers a fun, imaginative look into the secret world of dogs. Fritz and his pals take us on a four-legged tour ranging from their cozy, confining backyard to secret dog speakeasies and high-rolling cat races.

The author does a great job capturing the world from a canine point of view, translating everything from doggie love to forbidden snacks to the rough business of discovering who’s top dog. “Only humans care about things like being fair and one-on-one and rules and you can’t do this or that,” an antagonist tells Fritz near the end, “but you got to remember that dogs ain’t like that…there’s just one rule I adhere to: I go home and you don’t.”

Lux is also serious about exploring the identity crisis sparked by Fritz’s forced retirement. Like many of his human counterparts, our dog has always defined himself by being a cop; he’s at a loss when the role is taken from him. Fritz’s reflections on the job convey a strong sense of pride and duty, but there’s arrogance as well as he dismisses others for not living up to his standard. His takeaway after filming a public-service announcement with the local police chief is revealing. “It took Chief Lennox six tries to get his speech right,” Fritz says. “I nailed the bark on the first take.”

Ultimately, Fritz has to resolve these complications before he can make headway in his old case—not to mention his new life. He’s a strong character: wounded, gruff, but self aware enough to change. While Fritz’s development is compelling over the course of the story, the book is at its best when he’s working with the rest of his scrappy ensemble, notably mutt Ernie, who enjoys the doggie pleasures in life and isn’t averse to the occasional breakout to pursue them. I had a lot of fun with the cast, although I do wish the strongest female character, Saucy, had gotten an earlier opportunity to roll with the rest of the gang.

Ultimately, “Dog Duty” isn’t going to win over the dog-show crowd (that bridge is burned), but it’s a great read. Lux has a lot of fun with the setting but plays it straight with the plot, even taking into account one questionable decision near the end by a human crook. (Hey, who said criminals were smart? Not Fritz.) In any case, the dogs run the show, and they’re a delight. I only hope the promised sequel becomes a reality.

New Book: “Dog Duty” by Bobby D. Lux

Available through Amazon, "Dog Duty" is a fun riff on a crime book, taking us along as former canine detective Fritz tries for revenge on the dog that drove him off the force.

FLYMF alum Bobby D. Lux has his debut novel out! Available through Amazon, “Dog Duty” is a fun riff on a crime book, taking us along as former canine detective Fritz tries for revenge on the dog that drove him off the force. Check out the Kindle edition at the link above; a print version will also be coming out soon for us fetishists.

Bobby was a longtime FLYMF contributor; he has a number of stories in FLYMF’s Greatest Hits. Bobby’s FLYMF work includes When The Camera Stopped Rolling, Mike Tyson Movie Reviews, O’Neill ‘Scopes’ An Early Career, Monkey Dance, Outrageous ClaimsIn Memorium, Adventures In Time Travel, The Worst Story Ever, Batman Begins By Superman, The Coreys, Tonto’s Shocking Discovery, Vegas Wedding, The Solution To America’s Problems, Superman Returns, The Pirates Of Swenxof, and “Sly” Nostalgia.